bitch after you leave me, don’t use my words or any of my lingo around the lil lame niggaz you be around.
it’s 2014 why do printers still sound like you’re sacrificing your first born child to the aztec gods
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"(via bl-ossomed)